LIZ JONES' INNOCULATION HUNT

DIMBLEBOT CANNOT CALCULATE HOW "JONES" CONFUSES "ELECTIVE" AND "EMERGENCY" MEDICINE WHILST BEING INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO OPERATE CUTLERY.

PLEASE TAKE ON HER ROLE AS SHE SEEKS OUT THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF UNNECESSARY INOCULATIONS SO THAT SHE MAY FEEL ENTITLED TO ATTACK THE "NHS" BEFORE HER DEADLINE.