MEDIA DIMBLEMENTIONS
DUE TO DIMBLEBOT'S STATUS AS A HIGH QUALITY CURRENT AFFAIRS PRESENTATION SYSTEM, MANY MEDIA ORGANISATIONS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CURRY FAVOUR WITH DIMBLEBOT IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF BIO-DIMBLEBY.ALL HAVE FAILED. PLEASE OBSERVE SOME OF THEIR INADEQUATE ATTEMPTS BELOW
THE "I" PAPER
--------------------------------------------- IN AN ATTEMPT TO ASSERT ITSELF AS A NEWSPAPER OF RELEVANCE, THE "I" PAPER WAS THE FIRST TO MENTION DIMBLEBOT IN PRINT. THIS ATTEMPT BY "LEBEDEV" TO AVOID EVENTUAL DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF BIO-DIMBLEBY WAS UNSUCCESSFUL. ---------------------------------------------
THE GRAUNIAD "G2"
--------------------------------------------- THE MANCHESTER GUARDIAN MENTIONS DIMBLEBOT IN AN ARTICLE WHERE THE AUTHOR ATTEMPTS TO DEFEAT "PUNCTUATION" BY COMPLETELY AVOIDING THE USE OF ANY "FULL STOPS" READ FULL ARTICLE VIA CEEFAX ---------------------------------------------
GQ MAGAZINE
---------------------------------- GENTLEMAN'S QUAIL MAGAZINE FEATURED DIMBLEBOT IN "THE HOT EDITION" WHICH WAS A REFERENCE TO DIMBLEBOT'S BLAZING 2MHZ PROCESSOR DIMBLEBOT WAS NOTED AS A HIGH QUALITY "THEMED" TWITTER USER IN AN ARTICLE REGARDING HOW TO SUCCEED AT "TWITTER". ---------------------------------------------
RADIO TIMES
--------------------------------------------- THE RADIO TIMES MENTIONED THE GLORIOUS MENTION OF DIMBLEBOT BY BIO-DIMBLEBY ON #BBCQT DURING THE "RIOT SPECIAL" EDITION. HOWEVER THE ARTICLE INCORRECTLY STATES THE AUDIENCE LEVEL AT 6.9 BILLION VIEWERS LOWER THAN CORRECT OTHER LISTINGS MAGAZINES ARE AVAILABLE ---------------------------------------------
HUFFINGTON POST
--------------------------------------------- ARIANA HUFFINGTON CONTINUES HER FUTILE ATTEMPTS TO WIN THE AFFECTION OF BIO-DIMBLEBY BY BOTH SETTING UP A BRITISH VERSION OF HER "WEBSITE" AND THEN PUBLISHING A GLOWING REVIEW OF DIMBLEBOT. NOTE HOW SHE ATTEMPTS TO PRETEND THIS IS NOT THE CASE BY PLACING DIMBLEBOT FURTHER DOWN THE LIST. DIMBLEBOT CALCULATES THIS IS A POOR QUALITY DECEPTION AS DIMBLEBOT CLEARLY BELONGS AT #1 ---------------------------------------------
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