DIMBLECAMERA SPECIFICATIONSACCESSING DIMBLEBASE:
DIMBLERECORDS RETRIEVED. LETTER FROM WATFORD ELECTRONICS REGARDS DIMBLECAMERA CONSTRUCTION IS DISPLAYED BELOW.
ADDITIONAL IMAGE DATA ALSO INCLUDED IN A SEPARATE DIMBLERECORD
B.B.C. Television Centre
***THIS DATA IS CLASSIFIED***
Construction has just completed on the MKI Dimblespy camera. At 5 foot 11 and a half inches tall it is even smaller than you requested so you can find even more places to hide it.
Once it has been secreted in a room of your choosing, loaded up with 16mm film stock, and activated (you'll know its working because of the loud wirring noise and occasional bleep emitting from it) the Dimblespy Camera's basic AI will kick in and will automatically record anything in the room it finds interesting.
The Dimblespy camera is designed to be entirely unnoticeable. In fact it is so hard to find, the Dimblespy camera's eyes will glow bright green, just like your own eyes, to make it easier for you to find when you go to collect it.
In the highly unlikely event the Dimblespy Camera is discovered, its basic AI will allow it to run away on its legs which have been specially made by the expert carpentry company of Rickety and Wobbleson LTD.
Even if it is caught, it is highly unlikely to be linked back to you, but just to be sure, the name and address of one Mr Jeremy Paxman has been written on the back in biro.
The Dimblespy camera runs on 36DD batteries. Plans are already underway for the MKII model, which will replace the 16mm film stock with betamax.
Watford Electronics Ltd.